Things
Things can be found scattered across the world, and even drop from vanquishing foes. Or other people.
Axe
A heavy metal wedge on a wooden stick.
Eekhammer
A squaky hammer meant for rapid attacking.
Force of the Law
A large heavy square pole that seems to be extremely effective.
Hurlhammer
A metal hammer for tossing and thrashing.
Slaphammer
An acrylic hammer for nasty slaps.
Sword
A metal sword from the middle ages.
Adept Egg
A shiny golden egg.
Band Egg
An egg with a red band around it.
Breeze Egg
An with strangely hard clouds around it.
Brown Egg
Its an egg... but brown. Doesnt feel very white.
Cool Egg
An egg with a cape.
Dangling Egg
An egg with... earrings, presumably.
Expert Egg
A shiny diamond egg.
Hardened Egg
An egg with a soft stache.
Hot Egg
An egg with a pair of shades.
Master Egg
A shiny rare egg.
Novice Egg
A shiny silver egg.
Spotty Egg
A weird egg covered in spots.
Star Egg
An uber-rare egg that gaurentees blessings.
Starter Egg
A shiny bronze egg.
Thorn Egg
An egg covered in hard thorns.
Topped Egg
An egg with a comfortable beanie.
White Egg
Its an egg. It feels white.
Wing Egg
An egg with strange wings.
Forbidden Anatomy
A scroll with strange depictions of a blue critter.
Moon Stone
A magical stone that was found all the way on the moon.
Mystery Orb
A green orb of mysterious* properties...
Prosthetic Eye
A fake eyeball.
Soap
A slippery bar of soap.
Star Chain
An iconic 6-pointed star on a keychain.
Star Stone
A magical stone that fell from the sky one fateful night.
Sun Stone
A magical stone that popped out of the vent of a volcano.
Amanita Shroom
A questionably edible mushroom.
Banana
A yellow fruit with a natural curve.
Cactus
A paddle-shaped plant covered in spines.
Cilantro
A herb that can taste like soap.
Cream Soda
A can of tasty carbonated soda.
Ice Cream
A ball of frozen milk on a waffle cone!
Indium
A debatably chewable metal.
Juice
A yummy juice with a questionable alcohol content.
Leek
A stalky plant known for its twirlability.
Max Tomato
A tomato with a bruise that looks like the letter 'M'.
Rock Candy
Various colorful, shiny candies. They crunch in your mouth.
Space Food
A bar of freeze dried nutrient food.
Blazing Glasses
A pair of wicked-stylish glasses.
Crescent Mask
A mask thats kind of hard to wear, actually.
Goo Stone
A stone with mystery goo on it.
Round Glasses
A pair of yellow round pince-nez.
Glove
A useful hand wear for all sorts of blocking maneuvers.
Stache
A fancy moustache for money purposes.
Black Card
A black digital card.
Black Cassette
A black cassette tape.
Black Disk
A black compact disk.
Black Drive
A black hard drive.
Black Floppy
A black floppy disk.
Blue Card
A blue digital card.
Blue Cassette
A blue cassette tape.
Blue Disk
A blue compact disk.
Blue Drive
A blue hard drive.
Blue Floppy
A blue floppy disk.
Cyan Card
A cyan digital card.
Cyan Cassette
A cyan cassette tape.
Cyan Disk
A cyan compact disk.
Cyan Drive
A cyan hard drive.
Cyan Floppy
A cyan floppy disk.
Green Card
A green digital card.
Green Cassette
A green cassette tape.
Green Disk
A green compact disk.
Green Drive
A green hard drive.
Green Floppy
A green floppy disk.
Pink Card
A pink digital card.
Pink Cassette
A pink cassette tape.
Pink Disk
A pink compact disk.
Pink Drive
A pink hard drive.
Pink Floppy
A pink floppy disk.
Red Card
A red card disk.
Red Cassette
A red cassette tape.
Red Disk
A red compact disk.
Red Drive
A red hard drive.
Red Floppy
A red floppy disk.
White Card
A white digital card.
White Cassette
A white cassette tape.
White Disk
A white compact disk.
White Drive
A white hard drive.
White Floppy
A white floppy disk.
Yellow Card
A yellow digital card.
Yellow Cassette
A yellow cassette tape.
Yellow Disk
A yellow compact disk.
Yellow Drive
A yellow hard drive.
Yellow Floppy
A yellow floppy disk.
Booster Die
A strangely familiar dice with a smaller, un-dice-like cube inside.
Clone Dice
Two contrasting-colored dice
Die
A small plastic cube with little pips on it.
Haunted Die
A die of dubious origin.
Atomic Drive
A drive with its disk haphazardly exposed.
Rom Plus
An ancient relic from the past... (last decade)
Big Meteor
A token that summons a big meteor to crash down.
Critical Mark
A green token that helps with critical attacks.
Health Up
A red token with soothing properties.
Huge Meteor
A token that summons a huge meteor to crash down.
Inspire
A token that exudes gifted energy!
Meteor
A token that summons a meteor to crash down.
Power Up
A red token with invirogating properties.
Primary Mark
A red token that favors primaries.
Secondary Mark
A blue token that favors secondaries.
Speed Up
A blue token with motivating properties.
Adept Only
A white rectangular sign.
Brake Check
A yellow rectangular sign.
Chain Up
A yellow rectangular sign.
Congestion
A yellow diamond-shaped sign.
Detour Left
An orange rectangular sign.
Detour Left
An orange rectangular sign.
Detour Right
An orange rectangular sign.
Detour Straight
An orange rectangular sign.
Do Not Pass
A white rectangular sign.
Entering
A green rectangular sign.
Event Ahead
An orange diamond-shaped sign.
Except Allies
A white rectangular sign.
Except Foes
A white rectangular sign.
Except Rares
A white rectangular sign.
Expert Only
A white rectangular sign.
Foes Ahead
A pink diamond-shaped sign.
Health Limit
A white rectangular sign.
Laser Hazard Zone
A blue rectangular sign.
Left Only
A white rectangular sign.
Lightning Hazard Zone
A blue rectangular sign.
Master Only
A white rectangular sign.
Meteors
A yellow diamond-shaped sign.
No Abilities
A white rectangular sign.
No Littering
A white rectangular sign.
No Stopping
A white rectangular sign.
Novice Only
A white rectangular sign.
Patrol
An orange diamond-shaped sign.
Pedestrian
A yellow diamond-shaped sign.
Power Limit
A white rectangular sign.
Prepare to Stop
A yellow rectangular sign.
Rest Area
A blue rectangular sign.
Right Only
A white rectangular sign.
Roost Area
A blue rectangular sign.
Route
A brown rectangular sign.
Slides
A yellow diamond-shaped sign.
Slow
A yellow diamond-shaped sign.
Slow Heavyweight
A yellow diamond-shaped sign.
Slow Lightweight
A yellow diamond-shaped sign.
Snow Zone
A yellow rectangular sign.
Speed Limit
A white rectangular sign.
Starter Only
A white rectangular sign.
Stop
A red octagonal sign.
Stop For
A white rectangular sign.
Straight Only
A white rectangular sign.
Tsunami Hazard Zone
A blue rectangular sign.
Tunnel
A yellow diamond-shaped sign.
Wait For Ally
A white rectangular sign.
Way Cool Route
A brown rectangular sign.
Yield
A red and white triangular sign.
Yield To
A white rectangular sign.
Heirloom Things
Heirlooms are wicked-rare variants of select items. They have a 1/777 chance to be created on a whim!
Heirloom Forbidden Anatomy
The writings on it have been told to cause psychotic episodes when read.
Heirloom Moon Stone
Its dust is hazardous to breathe.
Heirloom Mystery Orb
The mark inside seems to have billboarding properties, like some kind of video game.
Heirloom Prosthetic Eye
It doesnt actually seem to work as an eyeball.
Heirloom Soap
Its slippery even when dry!
Heirloom Star Chain
Its often times seen attached to the smartphones of religious figures.
Heirloom Star Stone
It tells the tale of some sort of stars' trail...
Heirloom Sun Stone
Its super-hot!
Heirloom Cream Soda
It tastes like metal.
Heirloom Leek
A kind of scary plant that makes audible popping noises from how fast it grows.
Heirloom Blazing Glasses
They feel like they belong to some huge bat-person...
Heirloom Crescent Mask
It has deep purple fur sticking to it.
Heirloom Goo Stone
This was used to kill someone i think.
Heirloom Round Glasses
Its speculated that this particular pair is stolen.
Heirloom Atomic Drive
This was taken from a reactor plant somewhere.
Heirloom Rom Plus
Doesnt really work on account of electricity, but instead sheer willpower.